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"Telephone Pictionary: Open 24/7"
Started By: draculahunter

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Draculahunter, Quetzalocoatlus, Jemry, IanC, PonderThis, EvilJekyll, MysticalDescent, Ninjatron, Judas Maccabeus, Zombie Protestor, Chrismachine, Binkatron5000, Gelatine Cow, Loofah, PortalsAreAwesome, katzenkoenig, Sum Yun Gai, Skimba, Chrono Crow, Nik

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The Results: "What time is it? It's TELEPHONE PICTIONARY time."

Father time took a heavy toll on this one.

Tick Tock Tick Tock.

I sent this picture and started the clock.

1 day later at 1:11, quetzalcoatlus wrote:

"Suburban slutty demons love pickle and hog's head pie."

Jemry got it right the second time.

IanC grew a 5 o'clock shadow when he wrote:

"Duskbringer always talks about days long gone, when he dated a devilish chick with a taste for pies full of cute pigs.

Not that anyone listened, he was way too drunk on "jim" and everyone thought he was making it up."

It took Ponderthis three hours to draw this apparently.

EvilJekyll used his super powers to travel back in time and wrote:

"A temulent and befuddled Dusk Bringer sings about himself, as Colin Farrell, on a date with Satan's daughter, who has an affection for live swine pie. Two androgenous people try to pretend like they like this particular karaoke night."

Meanwhile, back in 1888, MysticalDescent drew this:

Years later, while searching through the rubble of the lost city of Stoke, England, Ninjatron found a drawing. In his journal he wrote:

"Karaoke took a disturbing turn when the lyrics began describing a man's attempt to give roses to a 50-foot demon woman who is trying to eat a pig."

Judas Maccabeus, also an archiologist, went in search of a sacred picture drawn on the inside of an Egyptian pyramid. It took him several horus to find it.

Zombie Protester, sick of time puns, wrote:

"The man sang his heart out on stage about how he once loved a 50-ft-tall fallen angel that always carried around a beaver, and how she rejected his offer of love and the hateful glare she gave in response."

In 1972, chrismachine was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to the draw this picture:

In the distant future, the year 2000, Binkatron5000 wrote:

"I see a bald dude... singing strange tunes
I see simon Cowell... looking unamused
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

Angels puking up booze... while men's hearts patter
Mullet heads shanking.... a broken heart splatters
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world"

Chrono ch-er-Sum Yun G-er-Gelatine Cow did this drawing, and it took him/him/him long enough!

Loofah, getting sick of The Time's "Ice Cream Castle" album, decided to switch out her cds. Louis Armstrong wrote:

"I see angels puke..... halos fall
Triple X bottles.... he's got some gall!
And I think to myself .....what a wonderful world.

The colors of a rainbow.....so pretty ..in the sky
Are also on the faces.....of people stabbing - why?
I see friends standing beside.....sayin.. what did you do?!
They're really sayin'......i love you.

I see people sing........ and contemplate too
I see em thinkin'..... for me and for you
And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world."

Stop. Portals are Awesome time.

katzenkoenig lives outside of time. From there he wrote:

"Louis Armstrong didn't find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but he was pleased by what he saw nonetheless: Puking angels, a colorful internet meme backstab galore, DB's super hero alter ego and a loving, but confused couple."

Skimba accidently stepped on a butterfly a few years ago. Or maybe she flapped her wings, I can't remember. This is what the world looks like because of her:

Sum Yun Gai reved his bike up to 88 MPH, blatantly ignoring the scientist, whom previously wrote:

"the astronaut stumbled warily into happy rainbow land, where he saw angels puking on a re-enactment of adam & eve's first sexual encounter and vegicidal fruit stabbing a carrot to death."

Rhellik, THE ALL POWERFUL TIME WIZARD, stopped time and rearanged everything in the world so it looks like this:

Nik clocked it at 1 month, 5 days, 22 hours, and 4 minutes when she wrote:

"Gay rainbow heaven made the angels puke, and the nudist man and women were shocked to see what had happened.
While they fretted, an astronaut attempted to cross in front of them to save the poor carrot from hard-rock banana death."